issue 01 / signal zine
NVEDUA
GEEPEEU: gud for AI. gud for minig. bad for electric bill.
field notes / side quests
where is nvedua
poke teh art. switch teh vibe. collect unserious thoughts.
pokes
0
mood
chill
scene
field
status
untouched
printed founder
Junsun
Hueng
inventd teh tek realm. wears lether jecket like a uniform. brainpower set 2 max. spelling set 2 chaos.
hr department / joke
meet teh inturn
unpaid. unbothered. unreasonably path-traced.
RTX: inturn edition
nametag
Gud Inturn
role: profesional yes-man · rendered in max settings
dis inturn is a gud inturn. not a side-by-side. not a before/after. just RTX ON from birth. higher fidelity. thicker neck. shirt says gud so it must be tru.
fetchs coffee. drinks teh coffee. denys everythin.
performanc score
5/5 gud
employee of teh milisecond
salary
1 high five / week
skills
excel? no. vibes? yes.
render
RTX ON · always
future
CEO by accident
note: jeket got an off/on test. inturn didnt need one. he shipped pre-baked at ultra. potato mode unavailable. please stop asking.
drop 6969
GuFurce
TRX 6969
so gud it can render u a gurlfren. greyt powr. greyt responsibilitee. greyt beanie.
reader mail
“used 2 be a normie. then i got nvedua. now i mine crypto n have 3 ai gurfrens.”
subscribe 2 chaos
join teh print run
teh only tek brand that spelld itself wrong on purpose